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mp3: amiestreet.com iphone auto-tune app: iamtpain.smule.com We were honored to be joined in our newsmangling by Chairman Pain of the Federal Commission of T-Pain. Find him here: www.youtube.com twitter.com www.facebook.com links to us: t-shirts: www.districtlines.com donate: www.thegregorybrothers.com twitter www.twitter.com facebook: www.facebook.com Lyrics: JB: Imagine with me for a moment. Imagine an America. Imagine a world Where people pop the hood of their cars And they see stamped on an electronic motor the words: “Made in America.” All: Made in America! Made in America! JB: Imagine, imagine… All: Made in America! Made in America! JB: That’s what I want to imagine! All: God bless y’all. MV: Now I wanna be part of the solution and not the problem. I gotta start somewhere, gotta crawl before I walk. All: Ay! Crawl before I walk, ay! Crawl before I walk! EG & SG: Before he flies like an Eagle. EG: woo! SVP: Michael Vick served his time, he paid his debt to society and now, he has either earned or been given another chance. SVP,EG,SG: Another chaaaance! MR: Katie Couric is off today. AG: But I’m still lookin at a fine shawtay-ay-ay. MR: I’m Maggie Rodriguez. AG: Nice to meet you, boo. Let’s talk about the noo-ews. MR: The city of New York is declaring a war on geese And some animal activists are crying AG: Crying? MR: Crying AG: Crying? MR: Crying foul. AG: Crying how? MR: Crying fowl. AG: oh MR: Birds can become a feathered foe if they collide with airplanes AG: True. MR: Operation Goose-Be-Gone involves reducing the population within five miles of the airport Both: Those geese are cooked. Those geese are cooked, cooked, cooked. MR: Wildlife experts and the FAA agree Both: Those geese are cooked. AG: The Federal Commission of Me agrees Both: Those geese are cooked. AG: Now they livin on a wing and a prayer Both: A wing and a prayer AG: How many geese? MR: Two thousand geese. AG: That’s a lot of geese. MR: Those geese are f—ed. AG: So sad and so tasty for my helpless flyin homies. MR: The debate continues in New York, but for now Both: Those geese are cooked, cooked. CG: As you can see from the chart, A massive fire-breathing Debt and Deficit Dragon CG: I have a chart. CC: He has a chart! CG: I have a chart. CC: A dragon chart! CG: The surtax is painful to the goose, Lethal to the goose CC: Which goose? CG: The goose that lays the golden egg CC: My favorite goose CG: The goose that lays, the goose that lays, lays the golden egg. CC: That goose is cooked, cooked, cooked! JE: Am I wasted or did that really transpire? So many metaphors my brain is on fire. *phone* Ay! tpain: Ay! JE: Ay! tpain: Ay! JE: Aaaay! tpain: Tell Katie-Coo, stop screenin my calls. Or else, she gon be on Very thin ice JE: Very thin ice KC: Very thin ice All: Very thin ice JE: Sing it T-Pain, geese are on All: Very thin ice MR: Those geese are cooked, those geese are cooked, cooked. SVP: Give ‘em another chance. CG: The goose that lays the golden egg! MR: Those geese are f—-ed. Those geese are All: Made in America, made in America SVP: Michael Vick served his time JE: But he’s on very thin ice All: Very thin ice. Very very very thin ice. CG: I have a chart. MG: I have a mullet. CG: I have a chart. MG: I’m offerin you a piece of bread. How could you possibly refuse a man with a mullet. piece of BREEAAD!

Gregory Brothers return with another stellar jam, this time tackling among other things lettuce and smoke mp3: amiestreet.com Lyrics: Lyrics: ML: Any world order That elevates one nation over another Will fall flat SG: Ah, snap ML: I think that goes against the idea of American exceptionalism SG: Exceptional fast food and exceptional dance moves. ML: Most Americans believe that this country was gifted by God, a blessed nation, and that we are better. SG: Yeah, we the promised land, a sacred place, gettin blessed by Joe Biden in space! JB: God bless America! All: Ay! JB: Gah-awd bless America! All: Ay!! JB: God bless, God God bless God bless America!! All: Ay-men!!! SB: Do you realize if you were to take that lettuce, dry it, and roll it, and smoke it… MG: I know, it tastes like goat shit. SB: You smoke your lettuce. MG: Believe me, I’ve tried. SB: You’re gonna end up with similar problems than if you were smoking tobacco. MG: I know, fo sho, you should try it with tomato – burnin salad in my throat! RM: Steve Buyer, warning complacent Americans about the risks of smoking lettuce. MG: You can warn me all you want, but you’ll never stop my leafy green fetish. SB: It’s not the nicotine that kills! It’s the smoooooke! The smooooooke. Cancer: it’s the smoke. Heart disease: it’s the smoke. Respiratory disease: it’s the smoooooooke! It’s the, it’s the inhalation, it’s the smooooke, the smooooooke. If they wanna obtain their nicotine, it’s okay. It’s the smooooooke, the smooooooooooooke! SG: The more produce we come across, the more problems we see. KC: Some companies say they’ve received hundreds of applications for just a single opening. One man sent a shoooooe to his prospective employer EG: Shawtayee, don’t you know That Air Jordan was from meeee? KC: I wore a long, white eyelet dress and a floppy white hat And carried a walking stick EG: Oo-wee! Am I crazy, am I trippin on shrooms Or you singin bout pimpin on the late night news? Katie Coo, baby boo, you got swagga like a star Don’t stop, real talk, we gon take it to the charts! You can be KC: Lady Gaga EG: I can be KC: T-Pain EG: We can be KC: Bringing on the boogie EG: Droppin rhymes like rain You can be KC: Lady Gaga EG: I can be KC: T-Pain Both: Bringing on the boogie EG: With floppy hats and pimp canes LC: We’ve got some breaking news Let’s go to Tracy Burns–she’s got all the news TB: Actually, Liz, I think you wanna jump up to Robert Robert: Tracy, baby, you crazy I don’t know what the hell’s goin on Or where the camera belongs Let’s go to Nicole NP: Me? Robert: Yeah, you NP: Me? Robert: Baby boo NP: Me? Robert: Whooo-ooooooooh NP: Me? Robert: Nicole don’t know; let’s throw it to Joe Joe: Uh, you know, I’m, uh, tryna get a hold of this myself Breaking news guys, um I, I don’t have it, Liz, I have to send it back down to you I’m afraid LC: Okay, that’s okay But the basics of it is Clearly this is a fascinating story The Gregorys’ channel: www.youtube.com

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presidents and prime ministers sing in harmony. Love and happiness abounds. Get the mp3: amiestreet.com Donations: www.thegregorybrothers.com Lyrics HC: Tun tun tun tun tun tun tun tun Seamos un tilín mejores Y un poco menos egoístas Tun tun tun tun tun tun tun tun Huele a esperanza FR: In this common endeavor Huele a esperanza GB: All of us work together HC: Tun tun tun tun tun tun tun tun BO: We must embrace a new era of engagement Because the time has come UN Choir: To smell the hope! GB: For growth to be sustained It has to be shared UN Choir: ohhh, We can smell the hope! BO: The time has come UN Choir: To smell a better world!! FR: A better world to live in for future generations everywhere. AG: Don’t get sick That’s right, don’t get sick If you have insurance, don’t get sick If you don’t have insurance, don’t get sick If you’re sick, don’t get sick Just don’t get sick That’s the Republicans’ health care plan CC: He has a chart AG: An angry chart CC: A chart that helps us learn! AG: ooh ooh ah ah If you get sick in America, die quickly That’s right–the Republicans want you to die quickly if you get sick AG: I agree! CC: He agrees! AG: Angrily! CC: Cuz he’s angry! KO: Afford to live? Are we at that point? Are we so heartless? How can we not be united against death? Us: My BFF Gilgamesh knows eternal life’s an impossible quest The resources exist for your father and mine to get the same treatment Us: Yeah, we’re in agreement But first we gotta lay down some All: High speed rail Us: Bail out some All: Banks Us: Save your daddy with the leftover change KO: How can we be so heartless? Us: We’re nihilists! KO: How can we be so heeeeaaartless? Us: We’re tryna die quick! KO: What more obvious role could government have Than the defense of the life of each citizen? KC: How is the Nobel Peace Prize decided? BS: Well, uh, that is what people were asking all day today Bølverk: We mix a secret potion, And roll the ancient dice, Then hire a focus group And have a human sacrifice. KC: A lot of people are asking today why do you think the committee elected President Obama? Bølverk: I believe a prize for peace should go to the biggest wuss. BS: They were giving Obama a prize for not being George Bush. Choir: They can smell the hope!! KC: Take a deep breath! Choir: And hope a smelly world! KC: A deep breath! FR: A better world to live in for future generations everywhere

Download the mp3 here: amiestreet.com shirts: www.districtlines.com we’re on twitter: www.twitter.com For the second time, pundits and news anchors urgently break into song to deliver the news. The players in the news opera include: Andrew Gregory (my big bro). You can also find him here: andrewgregorymusic.com Ruth Marcus on gay marriage Kiran Chetry on marijuana Sean Hannity and Hillary Clinton on pirates Katie Couric on melting ice Lyrics: RM: This was a pretty remarkable week on the gay marriage front First of all, to have a state like Iowa MG: Whatchoo tryna say about Iowa RM: Not the east coast state MG: East coast RM: Not the left coast state MG: Left coast RM: In a decision written by a republican appointee MG: shawty, now you sounding so fine Give me your number, we can bump and grind Talkin about politics all night Leavin the club in the mornin light If we get carried away We might get gay-married today KC: We just heard from some of our viewers who strongly support legalizing marijuana MG: Shawty, 5 of those calls was from me KC: Do you think we should legalize pot alone or all drugs, including heroin, cocaine, and meth? MG: My brain says no, but my body says yes! AG: I’m an angry gorilla. I heard you needed me (ooh ooh ah ah) SH: Now that Captain Phillips has been successfully rescued The president has decided to step in front of the spotlight AG: Ooh, I’m angry! You can’t see it, but my forehead’s veiny SH: And even take some credit for authorizing the mission AG: Well, don’t you worry, baby boo You’ll always have an angry gorilla to be angry with you That’s what I do. Just ask Donkey Kong. He’s in my crew KC: At the North Pole, new satellite photos show arctic ice is melting so fast AG: Oh snap, how fast? KC: Many scientists now predict it will be gone within 30 years AG: Surely you jest! I’m under cardiac arrest, shawty KC: Some researchers think it could disappear in just six AG: Shit! KC: Without it there could be a snowball effect AG: Oh KC: With temperatures rising even faster If we all don’t take bold action and take it soon AG: Yeah, Both: We will find ourselves on very thin ice MG: Tell em, Hillary, pirates on very thin ice HC: These pirates are criminals They are armed gangs on the sea MG: That means the ocean HC: The United States does not make concessions Or ransom payments to pirates … MG: Hello, shawty, we can meet up at the mall Browse around at the bookstore Mentally ball until we fall

Funny news blooper compilation.

WGN News anchors Robert Jordan and Jackie Bange have been together for many years. This whole thing started out really small and simple. And then along came the internet, and a video camera, and you tube, and here we are with the funniest dance routine since that scene in Big. It’s the original, What News Anchors Do During Commercial Breaks. This one has the nat sound, not cheesy music.

Good ‘ol Killdozer enjoying fun times taking down downtown Granby, Colorado. This is a news report live at the time from a helicopter crew who have been watching him for a good long while. Featuring a phone call from a lady who knew Marvin Heemeyer and gives a bit of backstory while the man just rolls in his tank!

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